"Do you know why I smile every night when I'm going to sleep?"
Me: No, why?
"Because you're so nice to me."
After watching Tangled, the Rapunzel movie, in which Rapunzel falls in love with a thief:
"Mom, what's a feef?"
Me: A thief?
"Yeah."
Me: It's someone who steals things that don't belong to him.
Flannery (in disbelief): "But you can't marry a FEEF!"
Me: Hmm, well, he stopped being a thief once he met Rapunzel, I think.
Flannery: "So you can marry a feef if he stops being a feef. I'll only marry a feef if he isn't a feef any more. "
(What in the world am I teaching my child?!?)
Hiding a tiny Tinkerbell fairy perfume bottle in a secret compartment on a Christmas ornament:
"Mom, don't tell dad this is in here. It's just a secret only for the girls."
She immediately ran to her dad:
"Dad, guess what's in here?"
Robi: Is it a _(lists a zillion things it couldn't be)___?
Flanna: "Nooooo......It's from a fairy and it smells really good."
Robi: Is it fairy dust?
Flanna: "Noooo....you spray it. It's per....."
Robi: Perfect?
Flanna: "Noooo....perrrrfff"
Robi: Perfume!
Flanna: "Yes! But it's a secret!"
And from a speech student:
"If I was a grown up, I'd still be watchin' Spongebob when nobody was lookin'."
What made you laugh today?
"If I was a grown up, I'd still be watchin' Spongebob when nobody was lookin'."
What made you laugh today?
Tear. The first one is the best thing I've heard in a while. I can't believe she thought to say that. The second, however: SPOILER ALERT! I'm going to see it Saturday, but I guess I know how it ends now, don't I? Harumph. I totally thought they were going to die. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry, I should've warned you about that spoiler!!! They could still die after they get married, though, you never know?!
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