Monday, December 27, 2010
Funny Flanna Quotes - holiday edition
Flanna to my 34 year old sister: "When did you get married?"
My sis: "I didn't."
Flanna: "Oh, so you're a teenager?"
Whispering to me on the way to the restroom: "Shhhh.... I'm a secret puppy."
Waking up on Christmas morning: "Mom, did Santa come?"
Me: "Yeah, I think so, let's go look!"
Flanna: (indignant) "But I didn't hear him?---I didn't see Rudolph?"
To her cousin while they were playing with the Cabbage Patch Kids I gave her that used to be mine when I was a kid: "Do you know these are old fashioned toys?"
Listening intently to the priest's sermon: "What's the government?"
As we were preparing for our evening Christmas prayers: "Mom, I want to say a special Christmas prayer that God will give me twins--a brother and a sister--in November when I turn 5." (We did include that special petition in our family prayer time...too cute!)
After our fifty-seventh (Okay, fourth or fifth) holiday family get-together: "I have SO many cousins!"
Holding up her Baby Alive that she got for Xmas: "Poppa, was I as cute as this baby when I was born?"
This last quote was my cousin's son Neil (I guess that makes him my 2nd cousin?? or 3rd??):
As Flanna showed him the aforementioned old fashioned Cabbage Patch Kids, I said, "These dolls are probably...hmmmm...20 years old, or maybe even..."
Neil: "Maybe even a hundred!"
What made you laugh today?