Heading home from school in the afternoon: "Mom, I'm sweating hot. Can I be naked?"
After I've told her we need to make cards for her teachers for teacher appreciation week:
"I think we should make them boring and grown-up-ish, because they're for grown-ups."
At dinner (having baked chicken, rice, mango, and salad) -- "Mom, let's pretend this is all Hawaiian food. Like, pineapple. Because I'm a Hawaiian princess who's going to become a good pirate, and you're my royal mother who doesn't know that your mom was really a mermaid."
"Can I start kindergarten next week? Cause I don't want to wait until next year."
After we tried to explain the different sides of our family: "I'm on your side, and on daddy's side, but once I get married, I'll just be on your side." I don't think our message was quite clear enough.
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Those are great Flanna quotes! What a neat kid!
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