Flanna: "When I grow up, I want my name to be T.J."
This one was said by one of Flanna's little friends (walking to the park in the snow):
"I know a song about slipping-- I'm slipping, I'm slipping, I'm slipping, slipping on iiiiiiii-iiice." (It sounded kind of punk...wish I had recorded it!)
Holding her friend's hand crossing the street:
"Hold my hand. I don't want you to get hurt by a car, so I'll keep you safe."
After her friend had a potty-related accident:
"She was embarrassed. She thought we wouldn't love her anymore. But that's ok, accidents happen."
Doing yoga:
"If I'm ever sick and dying, I can just touch the edge of Jesus' clothes, and I'll get better." (We had listened to that story earlier in the day.)
Me: "I'm going to take the Christmas tree down this weekend." (Ahem, um, this was several weeks ago. Cough.)
Flanna: "Nooooo! Can't we just leave it up? Because it looks so nice!"
Me: "So daddy's 34 now! What do you think you'll look like when you're 34?"
Flanna: "I'll wear princess dresses."
Me: "Oh, that will be lovely. Do you think you'll have a job then? Like a doctor or a vet?"
Flanna: "I'll be a vet. And I'll wear princess dresses."
(Of course. Every vet does her best work in a ball gown.)
What made you laugh today?
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